The car won't start - It's falling apart 
I was late for work and the boss got smart 
My pantyline shows - got a run in my hose 
My hair went flat - man, I hate that (hate that)  
 
Just when I thought things couldn't get worse 
I realized I forgot my purse 
With all this stress - I must confess 
This could be worse than PMS 
 
BRIDGE: 
This job ain't worth the pay 
Can't wait 'til the end of the day 
Honey, I'm on my way 
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 
 
CHORUS: 
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day 
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way 
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat 
Fix me up my favorite treat 
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me 
I need to relax and watch TV 
Get off the phone - give the dog a bone 
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home! 
 
I broke a nail opening the mail 
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurts like hell 
This job's a pain - it's so mundane 
It sure don't stimulate my brain 
(BRIDGE) 
(CHORUS) 
 
Oh, rub my neck will you  
 
(CHORUS) 
I'm home, that feels much better